A Post for #GoatPosse

I was recently asked to join a posse, but first I had to complete... a meme. About panties. So here 'tis. I hope my answers please you:

What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

** Honestly, I don't really think of them by any name other than "laundry," because I do the laundry in the house and they are always in the wash. Or coming out of the wash, at which point they must be put away.

However, I do have a four-year-old who potty-trained not all that long ago, so there's a LOT of discussion about "underpants."

Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

** I have not. I rarely remember my dreams, and when I do, they are always related to the end of the world. This is why I write horror, I guess. (Feel free to check out my books. You can find them over there -> )

What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?

** Jalapeno peppers.

If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?

** Black. I'm utilitarian, not pretty.

Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?

** I'm going to go with no, and more importantly, is that something guys do? I can't see it as a fannish-type thing that most women would enjoy. I can't imagine going to an Aimee Mann concert, tossing my underthings onstage, and having it end in a way that doesn't involve Aimee calling security.

You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?

** I'm a dude who only wears men's clothing. So really, I'm always out of panties. If you're looking for what would happen if I was out of underwear, I'm going to say, "Wash some." Did I mention I do the laundry in the house?

Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

** I am. And oddly, I recall my brother having/wearing Superman underoos, but I can't recall wearing it myself. I probably did.

If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?

** Once again, do men really have things written on their underwear? I suppose some do. I had a friend who had a matching tie and boxer set. That was always good for a chuckle whenever I saw him wearing the tie.

Sitting here trying to think of an answer, I came up with about two dozen somewhat-naughty ideas, but I'm pretty sure they'd be ineffective as far as my wife went, so... I'm going to have to pass on this one.


How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

** Are they sort of sickly and weak like me? Because in that case, like 10. Also, what size is this goat? Because if it's like a newborn goat, I could probably do it on my own.

Tag Four People and tell them why you are being so cruel to them.

I have no one to tag, really, because I think everyone in #teamgoat did this one already...