I love a lot of things about summer, including the lack of snow and the longer days, but there’s one thing I probably enjoy more than I should:
Not racing my DVR.
It starts to get tricky in April, and downright insane in May, as my wife and I try desperately to stay just far enough ahead of the game. At the beginning of the season, we can watch whatever strikes our fancy. Don’t feel like putting anything on tonight? Fine. Only want to watch a sitcom? Fine?
By the end, we MUST clear two hours tonight for the two hours recording tomorrow. It turns TV from fun and relaxing into a kind of chore, which is sort of pathetic.
But now, with maybe one or two things on, suddenly we can watch what we want to watch. We can see five episodes of something we’re catching up with. Or skip TV altogether, because we have time.
Next year, though? Next year is going to get rough.
Most years, we lose a show or two. Things get cancelled. Things get moved. But this year, more than any other before it, it’s gotten a lot harder for a show to get cancelled. Ratings have dropped for everything, and even massive hits, nay, top-ten shows are constantly being referred to as losing their audiences.
But at the end of the day, the bottom channel, NBC is ranked fifth out of the “big four” networks. Behind Univision. Even bringing back its two biggest hits brought them to… third. With Fox. And only just barely.
I could almost do this whole write-up just by channel, but, eh. I’d rather cross those bridges when I come to them.
Game of Thrones:
I have a few theories about Game of Thrones, and even a few about George RR Martin, how the series is going to end, and what the book series and the fact that it isn’t finished means for the TV series.
There are a lot of ways that things COULD go, but let’s talk about what happened this season, and where we are, and what the creators of the show are saying about the show.
In short, the series made it 2/3 of the way through the third book, which is a massive thing with a lot of big events. It’s the favorite of the five books that are out now.
And here’s the problem: next season, unless they really stretch, they’re going to start to get to the boring bits.
Books four and five are really one book that had to get chopped in half because it was so very, very long. And by all accounts the books are weak, filled with walking and talking that don’t add up to much, and a lot of characters people don’t really care about.
Previously, they’ve taken the books and pretty much read them to you visually, with little tweaks here and there.
But starting now, we’re getting into more chopping and molding. And there’s no real ending out there for them to get to.
Granted, Martin has “told” them what the ending is supposed to be, in broad strokes. But he’s not anywhere near finishing the last two books, or even the second-to-last book, and he doesn’t want to talk about it. Ask him how they’re coming, and he evades. Ask him what’s going to happen with the TV show, and he talks about prequels, or maybe taking a break.
Meanwhile, the showrunners are saying they’ll go for seven seasons and be done.
There are a lot of different options available to the show, but in reality I think they’re going to trust Martin, and try taking a break, and Martin is either going to die or just not finish writing the books, and all momentum will be lost, and the actors will be too old, and the show will be cancelled, and that will be it. A really good show choked to death by the slowness of its creator.
If it were me, I’d tell Martin now that we’re going on without him, and plan accordingly. He can kick, he can scream, he can say that the show won’t be as good without his source material, but in the end, the show has an obligation to finish what it started.
Mark my words, though. Stop watching now if you want closure. Winter is NOT coming.
After a remarkable first half of the season, I was holding my breath to see what would happen with the second half. And?
And they tried to build a little bit. But then sort of wandered away from that to do some item-of-the-week plots that reveal some wacky fun facts about the warehouse itself. It’s gone back from being a great show to being a fun show, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. But it’s a little sad to see great turn back to good.
Warehouse has also been semi-cancelled, with the last season coming next year. Six episodes, just to wrap things up.
Am I said about it? Yeah. But better that it goes out a good show, instead of scraping the barrel for a couple of extra years and going from good to just okay.
A good run. No complaints.
Here’s one of those shows that just piled up. They held an episode back one week, the next week my DVR didn’t record it the new episode because it thought it was an old one, and then they started accumulating while I waited to get my hands on the missing ‘sode. And now I’ve got it, and… I’ve watched two.
And… and I dunno, man.
As I read interviews with people on the show, they seemed to think that the problem was the lack of twists and surprises. No, it’s that the show just ain’t great. It’s competent, it’s mostly well acted, and it’s clear they’ve put some money into it.
But most weeks, it’s kind of the same plot. Someone needs to go somewhere, they do, they get caught. They punch their way out of it.
There is a
LOT of punching on the
show, which could be fun if they weren’t so repetitive. And there are great moments on the show,
emotionally and surprise-wise. But the
writing is mostly flat. The characters
are developed, but they aren’t all that interesting.
And why in the world are they walking around wearing coats and the Katniss stand-in is wearing a shirt that shows and inch and a half of tummy?
Okay, I’m getting off topic.
To be honest, I’ve got six or seven more episodes to watch, and I guess there’s a chance that somewhere in there the show finally picks up steam.
But the show isn’t silly enough to be fun. It’s not somber and well-acted enough to be a solid drama. And Eric Kripke, for all his storytelling abilities, well, Supernatural, his last show, didn’t get great until season three.
And I dunno if Revolution has that kind of time.
Of course, it’s on NBC, which is losing shows right and left. But next year it won’t be protected by The Voice, and there will be new shows in, on, and around it, and waiting in the wings, and it needs to do SOMETHING, and do it soon.
I wish Eric luck. I wanna love this one, but I can’t.
The Walking Dead:
Oddly, this is another one I never quite got caught up with. The last two episodes are sitting on my DVR, and I think we’ll get to them by… July? Maybe? Because it’s rough, and gory, and while it’s a good show that can BE great, it isn’t great all that often.
Plus: new showrunner next year! Again! Ah well.
Overall, it was a more active season, with much to like. But they’ve all been that way. I want the show to be great, and it’s just good. I want more.
Next year, maybe.
Much was made this year of the fact that Idol’s ratings were falling, that the judges weren’t great, that the talent was not as spectacular as in previous years.
Meanwhile, the show was in the top ten every week. Twice. Um…
Look, everyone’s ratings are falling. Idol’s second night falls against one of the highest rated-shows on TV, and a massive cult hit to boot.
The fact is, EVERYONE’S numbers are down now.
The other fact people keep forgetting is that The Voice, even after four seasons, has yet to produce an actual popular musical artist, or even a hit song. Idol has probably produced twenty or twenty-five artists who’ve topped one chart or another. They had Oscars and Grammys to their name. Gold and Platinum records as recently as this year.
The Voice has nada.
If anything, the problem with this season was that it was too predictable. The singers all went out roughly when they should have. By the time we hit the top four, the winner was obvious, but if anyone else had gotten it… it wouldn’t have mattered, because they were all good artists who were so different from each other that comparing them was kind of goofy.
What? Kree the country singer can’t do R and B? What a shock? No. Not a shock.
The show will be back next year, and probably another year after that. People will watch. Less people, more than likely. They’re trading out judges and producers and acting like it matters, and it doesn’t. Shows get old, and their ratings go down, and that’s okay. Pay people less, or get cheaper people, and ride the pony until it dies.
Which is to say, maybe two or three more years.
Ah, Kripke. If you want to see a show reinvent itself, watch your old one. It went from being a monster of the week show, to having an amazing ongoing storyline, back to a monster of the week, and now…
And now, suddenly, it’s morphing into a show about a secret society that fights monsters. It’s built up some new characters that were kinda eh at first, but are growing into greatness. This last season had some lovely setups and payoffs that I never saw coming (Benny the vampire, in particular).
And the show has gone from a show I like, to a show I loved, to a show I liked, to a show I love all over again.
Great stuff. Can’t wait for next year.
Another good year. Hard to believe that we’re headed for number five.
And I have to add: A really beautiful finale. Phil, and the actor that plays him, is a national treasure.
The Vampire Diaries:
For a while now, I’ve wondered when the show was going to start falling apart. The show moves WAY more quickly than any other show I could name, and all the sudden changes and twists will give you whiplash.
Well, as it turns out, this was the year.
The lead became a vampire. A few people died. There was a whole story about siring and emotions that didn’t really end up leading much of anywhere.
It went from being a show that went lightning fast and made it look fun to one that went a little slower and couldn’t quite find its footing.
And in the end, it managed a minor miracle: it all came together more-or-less okay.
The Vampire Diaries is the top-rated show on the CW, and it will probably continue to be so for the next few years, as other shows flounder and flail and fall off the schedule. So I don’t think the show is going anywhere. But next year, there will be TWO shows, and I’m not sure if the folks behind the scenes are ready to make 44 episodes of crazy fun.
It’s possible that the cast shakeups on the show, and the fact that the characters are out of high school, can revitalize things. But I’ve gotta admit I’m a little afraid to see if they can dig themselves out of the pit of crazy that was the season finale.
I’m skeptical. But that doesn’t mean I’m not hopeful.
Here’s the truth. Glee was never all that great to begin with. It had some fun storylines, and for 13 episodes back in season 1 you could squint your eyes and it all kind of worked.
But this year?
Well, the ratings are down, so there’s that. The musical numbers are generally still good, and some of the plotlines kind of work, but…
It just got renewed, for two seasons. Which tells you that Fox, the number-three channel in the country, is desperate to hold onto whatever ratings they got, and even after blah reviews and blah ratings, the viewership is still there and they wanna hold onto whatever they can for as long as they can.
Which led us to this year’s finale, where there was a wedding to kind of wrap up something, and one character is leaving even though it’s the middle of the year, and really…. Really… Well, there’s no thread there. In the last few episodes, some stuff happened because I guess something had to happen.
Meanwhile, the music of season 4, volume 1 came out… and there is no volume 2.
What I’m saying is, Fox is grasping at straws, and this show is one of them. Things are going to get even more sketchy, which is scary, because the plots frequently didn’t make a lot of sense before.
But I guess we’ll at least get a few nice performances out of it. I guess that’s something.
The Big Bang Theory:
The show, it does continue. There was some minor character growth. Oftentimes the show was funny.
That’ll do show, that’ll do.
The weirdest moment of the show came after the season finale, when Dan Harmon, who was fired last year, was hired back to give the show a fifth season.
He apparently spent last weekend watching season four, and this week he’s back on the job, making thirteen more episodes.
Overall, the fourth season wasn’t bad. It made me laugh, it hit most of the right notes and the temporary showrunners busted their tails in an effort to make a show that looked just like Community.
They even managed to negotiate the end of Chevy Chase’s reign of terror in a manner that you alllllmost couldn’t tell he wasn’t on the show for three or four weeks.
Will it all be fixed by the return of Dan? No. We’ll get another season, and there will be laughs, and if NBC hasn’t managed to patch the giant holes in their schedule, Community will be back for a year six.
Here’s hoping Dan doesn’t lose his mind in the next few weeks.
And here, I guess, is my final sad sigh as I say goodbye to one of two shows I’m losing this year.
How sad am I to be losing it? I haven’t watched the last three episodes yet, because that means the show is over and it’s never coming back.
There is talk of a Julius Caesar spin-off, but I’m not holding my breath.
A great show. A great season (from what I’ve seen). I suppose I could skip watching all those Revolution episodes for a while longer…
Parks and Recreation:
AKA the other show that NBC can’t get rid of because they can’t broadcast a test pattern in its place. A little more topical than in year’s past, with a few more cameos and an extra dash of silly here and there, but…
My friend, a diehard Community fan, said Parks was the funniest show on TV this year, and I can’t argue with him.
How good is it? I’ve skipped Revolution to watch it, and cruised through sixteen episodes in less than a week.
I’m glad it’s back next year. I hope it’s back a few more.